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24 August

Parenting Fail: The Pillow Monster!

Child being suffocated by pillows.

Child being suffocated by pillows.

So yesterday I was at Wal-Mart, (seems like any time I see something stupid it is at that place… wonder why) I’m standing on line waiting to pay for my goods, and I see this woman pull up on the line next to me, with what appeared to be a cart full of pillows. I thought to myself, “Maybe she likes pillows, who am I to judge.” About 5 min into the wait, I notice that the pillows in the cart were moving, yet no one that I could see was touching them. Then from behind the pillows emerged a young child gasping for air. That’s when I quickly snapped a picture with my trusty blackberry. Shortly after I snapped the picture, the father and son arrived, they were a Hasidic Jewish Family, and then suddenly everything made sense.

Original Pictures after the break:

Child being suffocated by pillows.

Child being suffocated by pillows.

Child being suffocated by pillows.

Child being suffocated by pillows.

2 Responses to “Parenting Fail: The Pillow Monster!”

  1. Rob Says:

    If that kid didnt get smothered with pillows, he would have brought shame upon his family.

    Good thing you had the ol’ BB with ya. Thats pretty ridiculous.

  2. Jink0 Says:

    MAN! I’ve been doing it all wrong, I’ve been using bottles of whiskey… Obviously pillows would be better, thank you sir!

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